Having as little as one alcoholic drink a day could shorten your life, according to a major new study.
A chap went to the doctor for a checkup.
The doc said: You need to give up booze, sex, rock n' roll, motorcycles, & meat.
The chap said: Wow doc! Will that mean that I'll then live to a ripe old age?
The doc replied: Nope, it'll just seem that way...