Friday, 13 April 2018

Just one alcoholic drink a day could shorten your life, study says


Having as little as one alcoholic drink a day could shorten your life, according to a major new study.

A chap went to the doctor for a checkup.
The doc said: You need to give up booze, sex, rock n' roll, motorcycles, & meat.
The chap said: Wow doc! Will that mean that I'll then live to a ripe old age?
The doc replied: Nope, it'll just seem that way...


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